The cleaning products aisle at my friendly neighborhood Target overwhelms me, but usually in a good way. I love cleaning (shut up, I’m sick, I know), which means I’m a sucker for those bright packages boasting that they’ll get my whites whiter than ever before (since their LAST cleaning product was released). Unfortunately, cleaning products cost a fortune as compared to the pantry staples I’m accustomed to buying – milk, eggs, diet Coke – and I knew that there were alternatives – like white vinegar. I simply didn’t know WHAT to use white vinegar on (besides my sandwiches).
How To Clean With White Vinegar:
First, the why’s: why does white vinegar work to clean stuffs?
White vinegar is an acidic substance, a mixture of acetic acid and water; a tasty and delicious addition to any food stuffs, and is effective as a household cleaner as it can dissolve mineral deposits, is safe for consumption (obvs) and manages to (especially if mixed with water) avoid damaging the surfaces it can clean. Vinegar has strong antibacterial properties as well – 5% vinegar is 90% effective against mold and 99.9% effective against bacteria. With the recent surge to find “green” products, white vinegar is also considered environmentally friendly.
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That’s all well and good, but what the nuts can you CLEAN with white vinegar? Here’s a list of things I found that can be cleaned using white vinegar:
What To Clean With White Vinegar:
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Yer Coffee Maker. Pour a cup or two of white vinegar into your coffee maker and run the coffee maker (without, naturally, coffee grounds) to remove any mineral buildup. Then rinse by running the coffee maker again two or three times with water.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Windows. Mix half white vinegar and half warm water to wash your windows.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Drains. Once a week, pour white vinegar down your drain in the kitchen so the drain doesn’t smell like hot ass.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Laundry. Add white vinegar to the water in the washing machine to make clothes both softer and fresher smelling.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Ants. Get a spray bottle, mix it with half white vinegar and half water to get rid of ants. Then spray those assholes down. You can also try and prevent them from getting into your pad by spraying down the areas where they enter your house – like window sills, doors, stuff like that.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Counter Tops. Soak a sponge or cloth in white vinegar, then use it to clean the crap out of your counter tops.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Microwaves. Mix 1/2 cup white vinegar and 1/2 cup water in a microwave-safe bowl, then microwave until the mixture reaches a boil. This should remove any caked on crap and make the microwave smell loads fresher.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Glassware. Wrap vinegar-soaked paper towels around any cloudy glassware, let sit/soak before rinsing clean with hot ass water.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Grease. Soak a sponge in white vinegar to get rid of caked-on grease-covered surfaces (like exhaust fans or the oven).
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Sponges. Take your dirty ass sponges and rags by putting them in a small dish with just enough water to cover them. Add 1/4 cup white vinegar and allow to sit overnight.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Grout. Clean yer grout by spraying with white vinegar, then scrubbing with a toothbrush. Just be sure not to USE that toothbrush for anything else. Because EW.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Bathroom Stains. Get rid of soap, hard water, and other stains by spraying your bathroom down with white vinegar, allowing to sit, and then wiping clean with a towel.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Toilets. Throw (or, rather, gently place) three cups of white vinegar into the toilet bowl, let it sit for at least three hours, then scrub it with your toilet brush. It’ll totally sparkle.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Fruit Flies. Well, okay, you don’t CLEAN fruit flies, but if you’ve got ‘em, this can help. If’n you have fruit flies, leave a small dish of vinegar out. Should kill ‘em.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Teakettles. If you’re a tea drinker, you know that minerals generally build up inside the tea kettle – pretty nasty and super hard to clean (I went through a tea phase while I was pregnant). If you’ve got that goin’ on, boil some vinegar for a couple minutes, allow it to cool, then rinse out your tea kettle with cold water.
What To Remove With White Vinegar: Wallpaper. Take off fug-ass wallpaper by spraying down with a mixture of half vinegar and half water.
What To Clean With White Vinegar: Pennies. If’n you save pennies and they’re dull, go ahead and soak them for a couple of hours in white vinegar.
What To Clean With White Vinegar:Kid Toys. Use a mixture of soapy water with a splash of vinegar to clean toys.
What To Remove With White Vinegar: Labels. You know those annoying-ass price stickers on your freshly bought stuff that tear off in an unsightly mess? Use a rag soaked in white vinegar and leave it on overnight. The label should come off pretty easily after that.
—————-Got any other recommendations for cleaning stuff with white vinegar? Have you used white vinegar to clean stuffs?
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